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Suck My News Weekly: Suck My New Year

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2335 Views | 0 Comments | 12/31/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Santa Juggles His Bells

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2589 Views | 0 Comments | 12/23/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Kournikova Marries Mole!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2320 Views | 0 Comments | 12/17/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Jesus Loves Uggs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3092 Views | 0 Comments | 12/10/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Julia Gives Birth To Devils!

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1976 Views | 0 Comments | 12/03/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Pistons' Fans Are Wussies!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2864 Views | 0 Comments | 11/24/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2927 Views | 0 Comments | 11/19/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid's Franken-Boobie

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3637 Views | 0 Comments | 11/12/2004

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry is a Crybaby!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2262 Views | 0 Comments | 11/05/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

5346 Views | 0 Comments | 10/29/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Britney Humps Cat Stevens

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

5838 Views | 0 Comments | 9/24/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Bush, Nick Lachey and Whores

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2683 Views | 0 Comments | 9/24/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Superman is Dead!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2656 Views | 0 Comments | 9/24/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

4888 Views | 0 Comments | 9/24/2004

Suck My News Weekly: The Olsen Twins Supersize It!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3718 Views | 0 Comments | 9/17/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Loves His Crack-Cocaine

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2949 Views | 0 Comments | 9/10/2004

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry Sux At Kickball

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2528 Views | 0 Comments | 9/03/2004

Suck My News Weekly: The Republican Convention

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2007 Views | 0 Comments | 8/27/2004

Suck My News Weekly: The Olympics and Other Stuff

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2384 Views | 0 Comments | 8/20/2004

Suck My News Weekly: The Most Exciting News Ever

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2480 Views | 0 Comments | 8/13/2004

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