In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.

Yeah you wear that Livestrong bracelet and when someone asks you what it means, just mumble something about cancer or the Hot Topic clearance bin.

We don’t know what this dark magic entails, but this seems to be some sort of witch craft… or Photoshop.

A church adorned with the bodies of saints, clerics and parishioners. Yeah… this may be one reason we don't go to church.

It's like Finding Nemo, but with death and sushi.

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

While taking a dump on your friends, it is always polite to bring reading material for both you and your toilet.

Al Sharpton is somewhere flipping out while David Duke is dancing. RACISM!

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

Jewel looks like she has had a boob job, but instead of silicone, the doctor dropped in a large clump of playdoh. Oh well, anything to distract from the teeth.

This new F1 lawnmower is built for speed, comfort and the expedient removal of your limbs.

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

"So how is that rocking acting career coming along? Oh yeah, really? Umm yeah, you know what, I will have the Steak, thanks".

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!