The back of the Camel Toe Recovery truck says "We'll dig you out", does it really take a truck?

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

We can see the skinny one stealing our ipod, but unless our mp3 player is made of chocolate, we aren't afraid of the fat one.

We here at LG love something's and sticks. When we heard they were combining them, we jumped on the bandwagon.

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

You know, in the long run these really aren't that big. Sure, they are delicious, but in no way are they worthy of being noted as "ass" sized.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

This grocer has obviously has not heard "Hollaback Girl". Gwen spells out the name of the mystery fruit many times.

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…

Seriously? Where in the world is this a problem? Please tell us, we would like to know when traveling, which public transit network to avoid. Another thing… why are the other passengers just sitting there?

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

Actually, you're not authorized to enter through the gate, but they don't care if you just walk up the stairs. It's an important gate.

Paris is a prison pen pal! How nice!

Southwest's randomly-generated confirmation code decided to insult this female passenger.

Wow. These cops really aren't fighting stereotypes, are they?

Jet Airways and Kingfisher Airlines have a little bit of a rivalry, and they take it out on their billboards! PWNED!

Dope perspective! *Rubs eyes*