Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

Hmmm....this guy actually looks delicious.

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

Nice dental work.

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

Yeah, we don't know what's going on either.

Sometimes it just takes a picture to let you know why American is awesome.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

This picture needs a Unicorn Chaser, for sure.

Yum! Gorilla Boogers make a delicious snack for any slob!

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

If you turn your back on this elephant he'll totally bone you.

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

(rollover the picture to reveal the shocking conclusion to this picture's title!)

No.

I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.