Oh, that's perverted. (Once you see it you'll spit bricks!)

Except for this guy.

It's like a candle, inside his head.

We always new Chihuahuas were very sexual dogs.

Most unfortunate wrestling move EVAH.

Somebody call Orkin.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

We have to keep ourselves from doing this everyday, too.

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

The Pittsburgh Penguins fans enjoyed an "extra period" as the zamboni's transmission leaked all over the ice.

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

Sometimes regular meat is not an option. If its good enough for America's mayor, it's good enough for you.

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

This is why Tattoos are from the devil.