Does anyone else remember the Fox show, ‘When Animals Attack?’ That was some good television!

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

OMG! Jumping foxes!

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.

If you were Megan Fox you'd be all over yourself too.

As Mitch Hedberg would say "it's so damn literal".

Standing next to Fergie and Donatella Versace kind of makes Megan Fox look like a fellow tranny.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Fox News, yet again, demonstrates how little it knows about anything by making a mock of itself by running this story. Epic LULZ 4-EVER!