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Gary Coleman (though we still like to call him Arnold) was arrested this weekend for murdering a blind child then stuffing her body in a drainage pipe where she was then eaten by coyotes. J/K! He was just arrested on a warrant stemming from a prior domestic assault charge. Anyway, look at his adorable face. Don't you just want to squeeze it and compare it to cute stuff, like, I don't know, dogs or something!

I dunno. I really can't blame the Boise State college girl playing cowbell in this video. I mean, she's playing the cowbell. That's a sad bastard instrument, like the recorder. And she's supposedly blind - which would normally be sad - but it's really just a blessing in disguise because now she can't see how everyone on the internet is making fun of her.
And yes, like the a-hole that the internet is, everyone thinks they're funny (and they are!)! Meme time!


We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.
Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.
You should have seen it when he asked a guy who couldn't taste to lick his abs. Now that was super awkward.
One of the side effects of taking the Red Pill is you will never ever get a tan.
From 3rd Rock to blinding Claudia Schiffer in lingerie, Joseph Gordon-Levitt has an awesome agent. He definitely does not deserve this.
Pauly Shore has gotten fat! This girl must either be blind, dumb or under the assumption Pauly has money… wait.. Does he?
A 19 year old art student spent countless hours creating a portrait of Ray Charles with Post-It notes. Ray Charles quipped "I can't see it, because I am blind… and dead"
Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.
Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.
Watch the ultimate method actress fall flat on her face. She's supposed to be blind so obviously she wouldn't see the edge of the stage right?
"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!
What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!
"Well, I know he can climb a mountain, and he's more special than other people that climb mountains, so… what?"
Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!