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Rip Torn's Drunken Mugshot

Rip Torn's Drunken Mugshot

Rip Torn was arrested for drunken driving today in upstate New York. Take that, Nick Nolte's mugshot!!

 

Paris Hilton as a Sexy Cop

Paris Hilton as a Sexy Cop

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

 

Who's the Real Hamburglar?

Who's the Real Hamburglar?

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.

 

Britney Is A Good Mom

Britney Is A Good Mom

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.