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Because why, if you're seriously trying to figure this whole Global Warming thing out, why wouldn't you trust a guy WHO'S JOB IT IS TO FIGURE OUT ALL THINGS WEATHER RELATED. We grew up thinking that Weathermen - or Meteorologists - were the experts on weather, not Al Gore (no offense, Al!). But when a dude acts like he's all coked up on cocaine and you know he's the type of guy who just goes home and punches through walls, and maybe small children, well, how can you take that seriously? How can you take a guy like this seriously? FOR REAL THIS GUY IS WEATHERMAN NOT A PRETEND WRESTLER.
What's the deal with weathermen? They are like the Ed Hardy of the nightly news world. Total d-bags. A quick search throught the LiquidGeneration archives show you that if you've failed at life you're most likely a weatherman for the 11 o'clock news. We imagine most weathermen (oh sorry, meteorologists!) are sad, alcoholic cocaine addicted wife beaters for some reason. We have nothing to back this up, it's just a feeling we have (intuition, bitches!). Anyway, another weatherman was acting like a complete asshat recently and we thought you'd like to know about it. He talks about his pee pee.
Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!
For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.
Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!
If you spent too much time listening to Michael Jackson, snorting cocaine, and watching TV during the 80s, then this game is for you.
Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.
Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!
Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.
If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...
Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.
In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.
This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.
Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!
What could go wrong when you try to blow a line off a public toilet seat? PS, foreign commercials rule!
"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!
The Daily Show takes a deeper look at the secret danger behind the new energy drink "Cocaine."
From a documentary on the drug trade. This stuff's fascinating, yet very very illegal. (Thanks, Lawyers!)