Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

And her "precious" is a nice heaping pile of cocaine.

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!

If you spent too much time listening to Michael Jackson, snorting cocaine, and watching TV during the 80s, then this game is for you.

Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

What could go wrong when you try to blow a line off a public toilet seat? PS, foreign commercials rule!

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

The Daily Show takes a deeper look at the secret danger behind the new energy drink "Cocaine."

From a documentary on the drug trade. This stuff's fascinating, yet very very illegal. (Thanks, Lawyers!)

Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”

Kids, this is what happens when you snort too much cocaine off a dead hooker's ass.