We show you a celebrity rap sheet, you have to guess who committed the crimes.

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

A cute and furry criminal is accused of a horrible crime.

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

These boobs have been convicted of crimes – crimes against boobmanity!

In theaters 9-12-08. Two cops (Robert Deniro, Al Pacino) find themselves in pursuit of a serial killer who writes poems about the crime he just committed, leaving them at the scene.

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...

In theaters 1-18-08. Set in a separate storyline not related to the "Trailer Park Boys" Television show, but with the same lovable characters. The boys get arrested for robbing an ATM machine and spend 18 months in jail. When the get out, they decide to pull off "The Big Dirty" which is to steal a large amount of coins because they are untraceable and quit their life of crime forever.

In theaters 7-18-08. Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly.

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Oh, the irony!

You've seen other movie mash-ups, now watch everyone's favorite TV show get remixed as a crime drama!