Now that they're in a better place, let them take you to a better place!

It's a sad day for everybody.

Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

Screwed or skewered? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting laid or getting dead.

Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

Nothing is funnier than cheerleaders get mowed over by football players.

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

In theaters 10-26-07. Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. The genesis of Jigsaw's evil is unveiled, exposing the puppet master's true intentions and the sinister plan for his past, present and future victims.

Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.