Wow. What a dick.

Damn. We are such dicks.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

How bad do you think Al Roker wanted to say "Show me dick"?

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

Penis rims? Who wouldn’t want their car decorated with dicks?

Tracy Morgan is a non-stop comedic genius; he combines the jokes of a 12 year old with the delivery of an alcoholic like no other.

Someone was having fun with the arrangement of this sectional couch. Now if only they'd made a couch that looks like a womb....

Justin Timerberlake performs "Dick in a Box" live at his concerts! LIVE footage!!

Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.

Tracy Morgan was going to make a "Jackass"-type movie, but he's too black to do all those stupid, crazy stunts!

He certainly is! Har! Har!

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

And Dick still likes to mess around.

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

Andy Dick "releases" in a public men's room. And he looks great in skinny black pants.

The guy standing next to Dick is "Delicious in the Morning!"

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.