She really knows how to use that face of hers.

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

He reccomends a tall boy when using your driver.

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

Now what makes people think Scientology is crazy?

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.

More exciting than a John Tesh album.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

In theaters 1-25-08. Sylvester Stallone directs the fourth film in the Rambo series. In Thailand, John Rambo assembles a group of mercenaries and leads them up the Salween River to a Burmese village where a group of Christian aid workers allegedly went missing.

In theaters 12-21-07. Treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates (Cage) looks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, by uncovering the mystery within the 18 pages missing from assassin John Wilkes Booth's diary.

The disturbance this student caused at John Kerry's speech is part of why he was tasered. Calling cops "Bro" and not "Sir" had something to do with it also. They hate that.