After you both enjoy a nice episode of 30 Rock together, he will then not-so-enjoyably molest you.
Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.
Michael needs to learn that before you molest a child, you're always supposed to disinfect their fun parts.
Prank your friends by sending them a fake news story that features somebody they know. Did one of your friends molest an elf?
This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.
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