They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

See what super-cool Star Wars character you are by taking this personality test. Are you Yoda? Darth Vader? Darth Sidious? Jar Jar Binks?

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

Star Wars turns 30! Time to celebrate with some female Jedi!

Let’s honor the memory of Boris Yeltisn with some post cold war Russian bazongas!

Democratic VP Candidate Joe Biden tells a war vet to stand up for some applause. However, the war vet's a paraplegic. Awkkkkwarrrd.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

In theaters 8-15-08. Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.