Some might call this girl 'crazy' for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. We just think she's really...well, she's crazy.

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.

The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.

Somebody call Orkin.

For when you don't want yo ho to know yo by the phone.

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.

The audio of a man calling 911 because Subway messed up his sandwich. Where was Jared during all this?

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Please let this never happen to use when we're being murdered.

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

These people are lucky to be alive, you are lucky there were cameras.

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.