This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

So for some reason Bret Michaels of Poison was at the Tony Awards. Amazingly, a stage piece fell on him. Sadly, he didn't die.

In theaters 5-8-08. Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the first adaptation of the comic book superhero.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

Land vs. Air, Army vs. Air Force, it is truly an epic battle.

Lego Hawking is not amused with this crap! If he could walk, he would… well screw it. He can’t, so you're fine.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present… Tony Danzig.

Paul calls Tony a jerk, and then they fight in an elaborately choreographed fight scene. This was done all in stop-motion video.

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

Voted "Most Likely to Pull Some Silly Prank at High School Graduation"

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

Chicken Hawk or Chicken Whore?

Tony Paparazzi is one of the world's greatest celebrity photographers. In this edition Tony goes after J.Lo!

Tony Paparazzi is one of the world's greatest celebrity photographers.