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Awhile ago we asked for all the ladies out there to take a man's virginity. Well, we need another favor. The man you see below is wearing a Super Mario Bros. sweater and her doesn't have a chance. If there is anyone out there who at least wants to hold his hand, let us know. We know that asking you take take his virginity is like asking you to murder a small puppy, but look at him. He's so....so virgin-4-life-ish. It's sad.


 

 

Holy crap, you guys. You want to show the girl (or guy!) you want to bang that you're interested in them? Write them a love letter - using Google Docs! It works, just watch this video! Because seriously, when we think of love letters, we're sooooo 2K9 that paper and pencil - or even regular ol' email -- doesn't even cross our minds. No, we're from the future! We write with tools from the future! We collaborate online! Just like this dude here, who from what we can tell is a total virgin! I mean, who wears turquoise shirts! Virgins, that's who!

 

 
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Modern Warfare: Rickroll

By: LG Staff
November 24 2009, 8:05 AM

 

Nerd Alert! Dork Alert! Virgin Alert! Whatever the hell you want to call it, we've got a news bulletin: Rickrolling is still popular, as proven by this video in which one nerd punks another nerd by replacing his Call of Duty: Modern Warfare disc with a disc full of Rick Astley. Oh gosh, how adorable.

 

 

10 Hints that Stewie is Gay

10 Hints that Stewie is Gay

There's some strong evidence that Stewie may be gay. He may also a virgin until Fran, but these clips suggest Fran might not be his type.

 

Celebrity Slutsicles: Dancefloor Whores

Celebrity Slutsicles: Dancefloor Whores

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Sing "Candy Shop"

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Sing "Candy Shop"

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

 

This is NOT a vagina

This is NOT a vagina

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.

 

Ho Ho Ho, Orange Giant

Ho Ho Ho, Orange Giant

We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.

 

Tetris Freak

Tetris Freak

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

 

Lindsay at 12

Lindsay at 12

The Long Island Firecrotch got an early start on the glamorous alcoholism train. I hope those cosmos are virgin!!

 

Simpsons Airplane

Simpsons Airplane

More fun than Virgin Air! (Just don't tell the pilot to eat your shorts.)

 

Virgin Roommate

Virgin Roommate

If you can't say it with a greeting card, say it with a print-out banner outside your dorm.

 

Jenna Jameson to Teach Virgins

Jenna Jameson to Teach Virgins

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

 

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Divine Visions of Mary & Jesus

Divine Visions of Mary & Jesus

Here are some of the most mystifying Virgin Mary sightings ever captured on film. Kind of.