Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

Who knew that Jeremy Piven was such a stud?

David Letterman vs. Bill O'Reilly. This has got to be one of the more awkward moments in history.

See the metamorphasis of a chronically weird popstar.

Did you see these two bust heads on The Late Show with David Letterman? It was hilarious only because it proves one thing: liberals are taking over Letterman’s hair plugs.

Celebrities make lots of money by making commercials outside the United States. They also make themselves look like idiots. Tumor!

People make bad decisions. Even Mike Ditka.

Watch Kanye West make an argument for why he should win a Grammy Award. This guy is a total douche bag.

Britney Spears is NOT a nice person and this video proves it. She should burn in hell, we say! Burn!

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.

Crispin Glover was supposedly on LSD when he did this interview. He's completely Nucking Futs.

Nothing says "punk rock" like flashing your angry black bra at the camera. Grrrrrrrr!

Ah, the days when Lindsay Lohan had boobs. We long for those days.

Watch Kate Moss snort boatloads of scrumptiously delicious blow.

This year the Dick Clark Robot teamed up with Mountain Dew to wish you a very Happy "Dew" Year.

Many people say that Billy Corgan is a musical genius. This movie proves they are full of crap.