Kanye West, the least self aware man alive.

In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

Child pornography is "Risky Business" so guess the title still works, too bad he didn't win.

Weird but par for the course with this guy.

See there's nothing wrong with drugs kids, just playing with some cats.

Everything he wore and did in the 80s was gold.

To be fair, he really just loves nature.

Gary Coleman has physical difficulties with sex, who would've guessed that?

Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

When Tom Cruise gets crazy, he gets angry. And when Tom gets angry, he kills Oprah.

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

It's just Jeff Goldblum's 1999 Apple Ad at half speed and yet it's so much more.

Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

He seems to know a lot about things that happen.

Did that really just happen? Who directed this? Clearly someone with Jedi mindpowers.

This is sad, maybe MTV can figure out a way to capitalize on getting him some help.

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.