If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

You’ve seen the Stevie Wonder falling down video, right? Well check out our little spin on it!

Tommy Lee Jones can't turn down a paid vacation, no matter how weird the Japanese commercial.

Do jazz hands and a bikini a video make? Spencer Pratt thinks so.

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

Check out a clip from Alfred Hitchcock's new movie, Psycho Britney!

The hacker group Anonymous wants to destroy Tom Cruise now.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

Tom Cruise even crazier! Hip hop like you’ve never wanted to hear it!

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.

2008 has officially started. Britney has been taken by police escort to the pshyciatric ward.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

It's debatable, he may just be a method actor, guy plays a stoner in almost everything.

McConaughey is available to lighten the mood and tell you to keep on "livin'" at funerals across America. He does require a small fee to keep his shirt on.

Clearly Seal married her for her brains...both of them.

I pity the fool (aka Leeroy Jenkins)

Tracy Morgan is a non-stop comedic genius; he combines the jokes of a 12 year old with the delivery of an alcoholic like no other.

The real question is would she let you "superman dat hoe".