Apparently Tyra Banks thinks that grown women don't know how to urinate in public toilets, so she does a community service and shows up how!

Some jerk "fan" pushed Robbie Williams off the stage at a concert. At least we know Robbie doesn't lip-sync!

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.

Always take T's advice -- especially when it's on designer clothing!

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

Paris gets owned in a really Disco way! Warning: may cause seizures!

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

At an awards show, Paulina Rubio decided to flash her thong-clad booty to the crowd, for some reason. Uhhhhh, make that for a VERY GOOD reason.

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

aka "Pammy Slammy"

Some awesome footage of Jessica Alba's photoshoot for the newest issue of GQ. Apparently they think she's pretty or something.

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

Watch a simulation of Paris Hilton's soon-to-come behind-bars sexcapades!

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??