Insane Clown Posse has some of the sexiest fans around. Here are some of them moshing. Don't get too turned on!

You have to hand it to CBS for really editing this in a way that generates the LOLs.

So gross it's awesome! Rotting pumpkin timelapse!

Get ready to watch the most contrived controversy ever! Bruno lands on Eminem's face!!! Oh the scandal!

This is actually the kind of magic we're into because it's REAL.

We've never liked AC/DC because their fans are totally weird. Case in point, this kid.

Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?

Technically, this isn't NSFW. But something about it just makes us feel really non-horny.

"I like to listen to Jock Jams. He's my favorite." Truer words were never spoken.

We'd rather workout and makeout with Richard Simmons.

At least he didn't do the Truffle Shuffle.

Introducing the preacher that will make you believe in Jesus -- and Gas-X!

Next time you see this Pelican in your pond, punch him in this face for me.

This commercial simultaneously tells you everything you need to know about both England and mayonaise.

A slight variation of Hammurabi's Code, foot for a plank.

For Halloween we’ve put together the best Horror movie clips of all time. You shouldn’t eat while watching this.

They apparently only care about beer.

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.