If the men figure skating had fire, lighting and flying dragons, there would be more fans of this olympic sport.

Shaun White is too young to drink, but he's not too young to be hilarious! (or a firecrotch!).

It takes a lot of strength to tear one's ass like that. We salute this lady.

Wow. Mrs. Excitement over here on the cowbell.

Tiger Woods has a new credit card sponsor that doesn't care about his sluttiness. The BastardCard.

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

Bill's Cornerback Ellis Lanksder needs to learn other words besides "Like" and "Umm." Looks like he could be a fabulous rapper though!

About 15 seconds into this clip, Tiger Woods lets won't rip. His farts smell like onions we hear.

She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

At least she didn't murder grandma!

If you ever stand next to Lebron James, expect him to kill you with his farts.

Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.

Since golfing is just boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

I wasn't going to post this video at first, but then I thought: anything to make fun of soccer is good enough to post on LiquidGeneration.

First Jello-O Pudding pops and now this. Bill Cosby has lost his mind.

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Lingerie + Soccer + Babes = You're going to watch this.

Those silly Japanese game shows are up to their hilarious tricks again! It's time for soccer with binoculars!

Gymnastic Olympic Alicia Sacramone is not only really hot, she can kick your little ass.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.