Getting food into your mouth by lifting it is a thing of the past.

What's better than watching people fall? Watching them fall in slow motion. Enjoy!

We don't know what they're saying really, but it sound like it's not really important. OR IS IT?

If you're going to scare somebody, you might as well do it while wearing the cheesiest costume imaginable.

Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

This is proof.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

Here's a man who has never walked through an Automatic Door, and will probably never again.

We want to laugh at this guy because we think he might be retarded. Or a serial killer.

When chopping down a tree make sure your stupidity is out of the way.

Next time you're feeling down, pop in this CD and feel like a total loser.

If you ever wanted to debone something, this is the product for you.

If you're getting married, you and your wedding photographer might want to watch this for the tips!

Some people carry laptops in their bags, others...

Who the hell washes their own car anyway?

You'd think getting chips from a vending machine would be easy and safe. Nope.

It's like a sexy snuff film.