Homer Simpson takes a photo everyday for 39 years, thus usurping Noah by a solid 33 years.

We’ve found out what Bill Murray really said to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation.

Sean Connery wishes Alex a speedy recovery.

Dewey Cox & The Hard Walkers played "Rehab" and other Cox "classics" on a tour stop in Nashville. This is becoming more realistic than "Ray".

Rambo and Jingle Bells. They go together like peanut butter and jelly, blood and gore.

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

When the last episode of The Office this year airs, thanks to the writers strike, hopefully this song from Jan about her "cat" will keep you warm.

While the contractual mumbo jumbo and claims about "new media" get thrown about at least the writers of The Office can make the writer's strike funny.

Mr. Rogers was quite fascinated with the innocent fun of Donkey Kong. Wonder what he'd have to say about Halo 3.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

Conan's hair may be the color of fire but he is not going to stop his show and flee for safety just because of a fire alarm.

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

Drew Carey wears glasses, doesn't understand Plinko, and won't help control the pet population. The price is wrong, bitch!

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

Alabama and Georgia were in overtime of a college football game and Mike Patrick asked "What is britney doing with her life?". For shame ESPN, thats our job.

Don't be too quick to assume the Juice has a friend in the nutjob at his lawyer's press conference yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel shows that he loves Paris and MJ too.

Today marks the 30th anniversary of when Fonzie "jumped the shark" and killed Happy Days. Hopefully the upcoming fall TV season has equally ridiculous surprises in store for us.

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.