This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

As expected, they get pretty creative.

Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

Breast implants for the alcoholic.

These South Korean soccer fans have serious skills...they managed to do this, not by holding up cards, but with their clothing.

This will give us nightmares until the end of time.

Nope, this is the scariest bass player ever!

Some might call this girl 'crazy' for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. We just think she's really...well, she's crazy.

The Awkward Police should just arrest this guy.

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on these Bollywood boys! Greatest Thriller cover ever.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

Can you see this optical illusion? We had to watch the entire video just to see the it because we're dumb.

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.