We love a good lovers quarrel, especially one involving bitchy cats.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

How many of these YouTube videos do you recognize?

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

It's an epic battle of two eternal foes.

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

Cuttiepie should really go to the gym or starve himself.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

This girl is like Survivorman, but a lot more talented.

The uncensored version of the video that touched everybody's heart.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

So much time, effort and sheer determination went into this video it's a wonder it didn't make the internet explode.

All together now: THAT'S RACIST!

This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

This video won't be so adorable anymore when this baby catches Wolf Flu after all the pigs are murdered in the Swine Genocide of 2009.

It's adorable now, but don't let him grow up to be another Nick Hogan.

Be careful what comes through your kitchen door.

Sesame Street always explains things much better, don't they?

It's like a totally safe for work porno, but a little cuter.

We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.