This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

Lady Gaga, South Park's Cartman and Christopher Walken perform Poker Face. The internet wins today, everybody can go home.

It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

It's a little weird that pastel horses would want to put a ring on it, but whatevs.

Here's the audio of the historical moment we shall never forget.

We forgive Kanye for being a retard because he *is* retarded.

Listen if you will to this man completely butchering one of the greatest songs ever recorded by a band with a drummer who has a silly name, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica.

It's the anthem of the internet, grunge-ified.

Here's unreleased footage of Michal Jackson catching fire during the 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. As you can see this footage is BANANAS.

So for some reason Bret Michaels of Poison was at the Tony Awards. Amazingly, a stage piece fell on him. Sadly, he didn't die.

Nothing is funnier that literal versions of 80s videos.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

We also thought Nosferatu looked pretty gay.

Howard Stern leaked a raw "board mix" of Beyonce's performance on Good Morning America. This might make your ears bleed.

She really knows how to use that face of hers.

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

Here's a compilation that proves Lady Gaga is insane.

This is for all you single ladies out there with a broken heart. This dude will totally do you if you just propose.