Usually weddings are boring. Not this one.

As expected, they get pretty creative.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

We debated posting this video for the last couple weeks because we didn't know whether it was pornographic enough for you.

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

Your very own Princess Peach, right in your living room.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

Wow. We thought all soccer fans were stupid. Apparently not!

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

The talent of the human race astounds me every day.

Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.

It's like a sexy snuff film.

Sarah Palin almost looks like the lifeguards in Baywatch, but with real breasts.

We hear that is what happens in the lady's room.

What happens when you combine Earthquakes with big boobs? This video.

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

This could be the moment that women's tennis officially acknowledged its fan base.

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.