Love has never known a more powerful Love than Twilight's Edward and Bella. Hear them whisper sweet nothings to each other in the most romantic ways possible.

Everyone knows being a weatherman is a joke; this guy obviously accepts that.

What did she say?

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

It's a little weird that pastel horses would want to put a ring on it, but whatevs.

Is that Kristen Bell, wearing red, in the upper left corner? Isn't living hard, after someone ate your brain?

Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.

What do 'Twin Peaks,' 'Firefly,' and 'Dr. Who'' have in common? Canceled after a few seasons, these TV shows now enjoy cult status. Can you guess the other seven?

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

You will never watch Jurassic Park the same way again, girl.

Bear witness to the most amazingly awful acting jobs in the history of awful acting jobs.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

Get ready to watch the most contrived controversy ever! Bruno lands on Eminem's face!!! Oh the scandal!

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

After you both enjoy a nice episode of 30 Rock together, he will then not-so-enjoyably molest you.

We always that thought that dude was a creep anyway. He's not friend of Alf's at all!

From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.

Nowadays the only boob you're likely to see is Drew Carey.