The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

There is something really weird about a chair specifically made for your balls/lady parts. Even more weird: a video about a Genital Chair.

Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

What is the past tense of "twittered" again?

Frankly, we enjoy the days when we played a game for 9 months straight and were treated with 8bit crap.

We just knew somebody would be killed playing the Wii.

You can dance to this while sliding down the tubes.

If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Here's a guided tour of that iPhone app you're too poor to buy.

Nothing about this news report is suppose to be hilarious. Well, maybe the Bill O'Reilly part, BUT CAN YOU JUST BELIEVE HOW EXCITED WE WERE ABOUT MARIO!?!!

These video game glitches are as hilarious as your non-existent love life.

If your options are dynamite and something else, always choose dynamite. It blows stuff up.

It's not legendary until George Michael reenacts it.

Journalism 2.0

A documentary that could potentially be more nerdy and touching than King of Kong.

Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

The Trons perform their new single "Sister Robot", I prefer their Beta stuff.